Monday, January 12, 2009
1. Why does Bam Bam poop overboard everytime? He’s 13 yrs old, shouldn’t he know where his back end is by now?
2. Why would a 2/4 limit Hold’Em player, who constantly mutters grumbles and swears under his breath, and throws his cards when he loses, continue to play day after day?
3. How does one get cat hair off a hot glue gun?
4. Why do my blinds open from the middle while my windows open from the side?
5. Why is my hair getting all knotty this winter?
6. Why do miserable people choose misery?
7. Why can’t I burn wood in my gas fireplace?
.....What are YOUR 7 wonders today? .....